I wish he'd make a good film.

His Oscar's lonely.

asking him out on a date.

He never replied. 

I don't drink Pepsi

because their marketing sucks.

Britney Spears scares me.

He will not go out with me.

His wife won't let him.

Flowers bloom in spring,

so sweet, fragrant, and lovely.

Then winter kills them.

Okay. I've never read them,

Slim Fast bars are good.

No, really. I'm serious.

They are delicious.

Bridget Jones's Diary,

is better than gum.

If an atheist

sneezes, is "God bless you" wrong?

Should I just say "...you?"

is super sexy, oh yeah,

says mi hermana.

You know who I love?

Take a wild guess! Ya give up?

Jon Stewart, of course.

their homework if they got paid.

Teachers should do that.

I hate vegetables

but I still want to be a

vegetarian.

Mister Too-Good-For-Brigid.