bad haiku

    I love Jon Stewart.


    He is so adorable.


    We're getting married.


    I hate Joan Rivers.

    She is an ugly old hag.

    Joan is the devil.

     


    I can sing a song


    but I can't sing very well.


    My voice isn't good.


     

    I watch The X-Files

    even though sci-fi is lame.

    I still like it though.


    Kevin Smith movies


    are the greatest films ever


    because I say so.


     

    I drink Mountain Dew.

    It tastes so very yummy.

    It's also yellow.


    Annabeth Gish sucks.


    Her acting makes me vomit.


    I hope she gets fired.


     

    The Daily Show rules.

    Jon makes me laugh very hard.

    We are so in love.


    I like to read books.


    Well, sometimes... not always though.


    I love TV too.


     

    I am very nice.

    I 'm not mean to anyone...

    except Joan Rivers.


     

     

    Jerry Springer has


    lots of final thoughts, so are


    they really size=2>final?


     

    Sunny days are nice,

    but the air conditioning

    makes the house nicer.


    I like to drive cars.


    I do not like to eat beef.


    Weird comparison.


     

    Sex & The City

    is my new favorite show.

    I am Miranda.

     

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