public displays of stupidity: dating advice

    If you're looking for romantic advice, I do NOT recommend the dating tips and advice board in AOL's teen section. If you're looking for a laugh, well... that's a different story.

     

    I NEED SOME REALLY GOOD ADVICE. WELL HERES THE STORY:

    I BROKE UP WITH MY GF ABOUT THREE MONTHS AGO, WHEN THE SCHOOL YEAR STARTED I HAD HER FOR MY LAST CLASS AND JUST A FEW DAYS AGO I CHANGED MY CLASS BUT B4 I CHANGED I HAD SENT HER YELLOW ROSES. THAT WAS ATLEAST A WEK AGO THIS SUNDAY. TODAY (9-14-01) I CALLED HER TO TALK WITH HER AND THIS IS HOW THINGS WENT:...... (me)HELLO? WHO IS THIS? (her)Sury WHO IS THIS? (me)TAKE A GUESS...(her)OH MY GOD.... (me)NOW DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? (her)YES...... UMM CAN

    YOU PLEASE NOT CALL ME HERE AGAIN? (me) OH OK IM SORRY BYE..... (her) BYE........" WHAT DO I DO I SEE HER AFTER MY LAST CLASS CAUSE HER LOCKER IS RIGHT NEXT TO MINE. AND WELL I REALLY LIKE HER I MEAN I LOVED HER BUT SHE NEVER BELIVED ME.... WHAT SHOULD I DO? E-MAIL OR IM ME PLZ...

     

    Im me or e-mail me i never reject anyone that wants to be a friend but if ishe want to be like a cpuple i dont rush things i just wait to get to know her.....

     

    Subject: Every time my boyfriend asks for a kiss i back out and i think hes playing me!

     

    HEY,WHATS GOIN ON?? NOT MUCH HERE, JUST CHILLEN. I'M A SWEET AND SHY AND SINGLE 13/F, AND I'M LOOKIN TO TALK TO SOME SWEET,SINGLE,FUNNY AND FINE AZZ GUYZ. IF YOU WANNA CHAT IM ME OR E-MAIL ME. ONLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO ACTUALLY TALK. NO CYBERING OR ANYTHINGLIKE THAT. I HOPE TO TALK TO YOU SOON

     

    OK...so I had a crush on this guy last school year.....it was a HUGE crush and now..well I'm over him, I still talk about him, not all the time I don't think about him as much but yea, I still have a tiny crush on him. I won't cry for him anymore though.......

    So, since he graduated I have 1 picture of him and this really cool drawing he did, it liek a drawing made up with his name...it a weird art project. I kept it the drawing and the picture...I put them all on a frame. LOL am I pathetic? my sister said i'm going over board with this, but I just think that....He was the first person I really liked! my 1st real CRUSH! that's why i'm doing this, but is this like pathetic? it's been over 3 months

    now.....and why can't I just get completly OVER him?! I mean, if I saw him again I would be head over heals for him AGAIN! I don't want that to happen, I just want to feel nothing for him.... but it's so hard! he is like...MR. PERFECT. I've heard so many things about him that make me think...

    GOd he's so much like me.....he's perfect.......

    HOW DO I GET OVER HIM!???

     

    HEY,

     

    I UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I HAD A ND STILL HAVE A CRUSH BUT SEE LAST YEAR ME AND MY BEST FRIEND FOUGHT OVER HIM AND I DONT KNOW WHY BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT SHE GOT HIM AND IO JUST PUT ALL THE BAD THINGS TOGETHER ABOUT HIM AND I DIDNT LIKE HIM ANY MORE I DONT KNOW HOW I DID IT I JUST THOUGHT OF ALL THE BAD THINGS AND DIDNT LIKE HIM ANY MORE IT WAS A '' MIRACLE'' I GUESS.. LOL

    BTU I FOUND SOMEBODY BETTER I THINK THAT LIEKED ME AND KNOW WE ARE TOGETHER . SOOOOOOO .. JUST PUT THE BADTHINGS TOGETHER TOGETHER AND GO FROM THERE BUT ME AND THE CRUSH ARE REALLY GOOOOOD FRIENS KNOW SO JUDST TRY TO MAKE FRIEND AND GET CLOSER TT HIM . BUH-BEY*

     

    I JUST NOW TALKIN 2 JUST GUY..BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT2 TALK ABOUT ONLINE AND ON DA PHONE ..HELP

     

    ok see i have done amost nothing with a guy i have kissed a guy and thats mainly it! my friends just told me my ister knows about everything i have done with a guy and she is very mad at me and i'm afriad she will tell my mom and i'll die what do i do? e-mail me asap asap asap please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    ok i want to ask a girl to a dance but i can only slow dance i cant dane fast and if u can help please im me dont use the post request thingy cuz i dont check it

     

    WELL I LIKE THIS GUY BUT HE PLAYED ME SO WHAT DO I DO

     

    I have a major problem. My friends say this guy named Jimmy, is all wrong for me and that i should get over him b/c all he does is make fum of me, hurt me, and yet I still love him. They say that I don't love him , and that LOVE is too strong of a word. I donb't think so, I have known Him for 6 years. I love him, yet he thinks im a nerd, that im fat and ugly.Even if he still doesn't like me, I want

    to KNow why???. I have no selfasteam or any Confidience, PLEASE HELP< DIEPERATE

     

    all the guys that i've ever liked and they've liked me back say that i was a stalker when i liked them... one guy i still like... one guy i've fallen in love with... and the last one i hate. The one guy is paranoid that i am following him. At football games we hang around the same croud so i see him everywhere. he thinks im following him and he doesn't believe

    me when i try to explain it. My other friend says that i was callin him too much... i stopped calling him unless it was important. Him and i are still friends. We are all still friends except for the last guy. he and i have major differences and would get along only if he tried and not "pretended". Why do guys think that? do they just have SUPER EGOs?

     

    I LIKE THIS GIRL BUT SHE LIKES THIS OTHER GUT WHAT DO I DO

     

    WELL I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL THE THING IS SHE WILL NOT JUST STOP LIKING THE OTHER GUY TO BE WITH YOU BECOME FRIENDS AND WORK FROM THERE BUT DONTBECOME CLOSE FRIENDS THOUGH THEN ONCE SHE BREAKS UP WITH THE GUY YOU CAN MOVE IN AFTER 1-2 WEEKS

     

    Guys don't like their girlfriends looking at other guys. I'm cursed in love so it's harder to keep a guy a while. I like to be really kissy on guys, but that didn't work withthe guys I went out with. I guess that I've been picking the wroung guys. The hot guys don't really notice me, or their

    just jukes. That's all I have to say, Bye.

     

    ive never done this before...i like this girl and i dont know what i shouyld do. if i knew that she liked me i would ask her out in a heartbeat but i dont know what do please help

     

    i went out with this guy and he dumped me and then i found out he was cheating on me with three other girls. i still love him and can't get over him help

     

    omg, its not the end of the world, sumtin prob happened, no biggie + if he does break up, den just get anoda guy and show him how fast u can get ova him, 4 all u no, he could come crawling back lata

     

    I KNOW EVERYONE SAYS BE YOURSELF AND ALL BUT HOW DO I MAKE A GUY I LIKE FALL 4 ME. I DRESS REALLY NICE AND I MA SMART BUT NOT A NERD. I AM PRETTY BT I JUST CN\AT GET A BOYFRIEND.

     

    well i like this boi and i don't knoe if he likes me.....well i jus started to go to this school in 6th grade.....im 1 of the asian in the school....there ish not that much.....well i don't knoe but i really want to ask him out but i'm soooo scare that he might say no.....i mean i would feel soooo stupid if he said nooo.....i could never show my face in school again.....well

    if ya can help me halla.....oh yea now i'm 13 and in 7th grade......buh byez

     

    oh help!

    i need to know why guys like my friends but not me! im so nice really i never talk bad about people im a blonde with blue eyes and im pretty tan what could be so wrong? please tell me!

     

    I've been with his guy for 6 months and I broke up with him cuz he was to obsessive. But I still love him so much. I've tried dating some other guys and it just don't work. What should I do?

     

    OK I HAVE THIS PROBLEM I HAVEA BF 5 MONTHES WE HAVE BIN TOGEDER FOR LONG TAIM BUT NOW IM IN 8 TH AND HE IS IN 9TH WE DOUNT SEE ICH ODER AS WE US TO BECAUSE HE GOUSE TO ANODER SCHOOL I LOVE HIM BUT SOMTHING IS NOT WRITH PLEASE HELP IM ME

     

    Ok I am in love with two girls who are wild about me.
    One lives beside me the other lives a few blocks away.
    One is cute and sporty the other is cute and feminine.
    Could you help me choose please?

     

    Subject: Re: I AM A 11 YEAR OLD AND WANT TO AN DONT HOW TO TELL BOY I WANT TO KISS HIM

     

    I WANT TO KISS THIS BOY WITH TOUGH BUT BUT I ONLY KISS HIM ON

    THE LIP HOW SHOULD I TELL HIM

     

    y dont guys like me most of them look at me and say im fat and i think i am but y wouldnt a guy like me for me insted of what i looke like and i only have one guy frined who doesnt think im fat and i have a big crush on him he is sooooooooooo sweet to me and me and him get along really well and i wanna go out

    with him but i dont think he llikes me that way but ive kinda been getting hint that he does like me but if i did go out with him im afraid hed be one of those guys who does alot of sexual stuff and ive nvr had a b/f before so i dont know what i would do so will u help me with all three og my problems pleeze thnx

     

    Well if you want guys to like you and your fat stop eating so much and exercise every day

    and eat low fat stuff like salads and boiled eggs trust me i use to be fat and i wore a size 16 when i was 13 and now i'm 15 and i wear a size 7 or 9 and alot of guys like me and if you like that one guy date him cause if a guy likes you he should like you for who you are.

     

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