public displays of stupidity: fashion

    This is made up of posts from the following AOL message boards: make-up advice, hair advice for guys, fashion don'ts, and hair advice for girls. I had to dig through lots of people describing themselves and their outfits. For the record, I am 6'0" with long blonde hair. I'm a D-cup and I wear size 2 jeans. I have blue eyes and very tan skin. I've been told that I look like Pamela Anderson, only not as plasticy. I've often been mistaken for Britney Spears. I can't tell you how many times a sweet little Britney Spears fan has come up to me and asked for my autograph. I get sick of yelling "Get the hell away from me, you stupid brat! Listen to some better music and emulate a woman with class! Watch Audrey Hepburn movies! Now there was a real lady!" Of course, by the time I start ranting about Audrey, the children have usually called mall security. At any rate, here's some fashion tips from those crazy kids at the aforementioned message boards.

     

    Subject: ***HELP PLEASE**** MAKEUP CRISIS!!!!

    Hey peepz i need some serious help i am going to a cas party on new years! what makeup would look good on someone w/ light brown hair, green eyes, clear, tanned skin? PLease reply before xmas! thanks a TONNNNN!!!!!!

     

    Subject: EYESHADOW IS COOL

    Hey peeps, me again, well I am looking for a new look...I need some new eyeshadow colors. I wear purples, browns, golds, and I do the smokey look a lot with gray and silver. I have dark brown hair, bluegreen eyes, and fair skin with a lot of freckles. Please recommend some colors(if you can name a brand and the color I would be soooooo happy-drugstore only please)! Thanks soooo much!

     

    Subject: BLUSHY BLUSHY!!!!

    Hey peeps, well I am fair skined with freckles and I can't find the right blush for me...please recommend a color from a drugstore for me. I have dark brown hair and bluegreen eyes, and like I said fair skin with lots of freckles! Please help!

     

    Anyone know where I can find a dirty denim skirt that the bottom is frayed? I can't find one anywhere...tia! I like pretty pretty eyeshadow...

     

    Hey ya'll I thought I looked really cute today but my day didnt go as well as I hoped it would have.Ya knoe I didnt have my homework for lititure so I got in trouble the guy who likes me and that I like has a girlfriend but I think they just broke up.Oh and it was sooo funny in algabra today we locked the teacher out of the class room(it wuz a sub)and he couldnt get in so he finally came busting through the back door and the guy who wus blocking it flew acroos the room, I knoe we sound like 3rd graders but I am in the 8th

     

    My bf is weird, so I'm getting him hot wheels and candy. I don't know why, but he likes those gay little cars, so whatever.

     

    i am geiting my hair cut today what should i do i mean i aint the coolest kid in school and i would like to change that

     

    how long does glue last in hair.is it safe.email or im me. if i dont answer your im email me

     

    HEY BEST HAIR FOR BOYS IZ SPIKED 4 REELS BUH BYE

     

    SPIKES ARE SO HOT!?!?!?!?!?!

     

    HELL YA SPIKES R HELLA TIGHT

     

    im thinking about getting a mohawk and spiking. should i. email me if you think i should

     

    PLEASE DONT THAT WOULD LOOK REALLY KREEPY

     

    one night, when i was asleep my dad shaved my head.

     

    i got these jeans, they fit me perfectly, except in my thighs. they are so baggy, they aren't tight like other girls' pants are. what should i do.

     

    OK MY KUZ IS AN ONLY CHILD AND A TOTAL SPOILED BRAT. I LOV HER AND ALL BUT SHE GETS EVERY THING SHE WANTS. FIRST SHE GOT A GOLF CART THEN A JOHN DEER GATOR A FOUR WHEELER. OK. GET THIS SHE IS ONLY 13 BUT HER PARENTS GOT HER A SILVER JEEP!!!!!!! CAN YOU SAY

    BRAT?????

    OK I AM WEARING A NAVY BLUE L.E.I. SWEATER WITH ORANGE STRIPES. I HAVE ON A PAIR MUDD HIP HUGGERS FLARE. WITH BLUE SOCKS THAT HAVE

    MY HORISCOPE SIGN IN YELOW RATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    well dont be jelouse girl.

    ps people who read this:I CAN'T SPELL BYE

     

    LoL... dont worry about her, worry about yourself. so what if shes 13 and has a jeep!! by the time she is 16 and she gets her license... her jeep probably wont be "in style" or whatever you want to call it. Besides... only childs usually are sopiled because the parents have no one else to spend money on or something

    like that.. hehe... dont be jealous, you sound like my sister.

     

    PS I'm not spoiled... i just get whatever i want because i earned it by working hard and getting good grades.

     

    how the hell is this stuff interesting? people dress how they dress, and know one cares what color someone in who knows wheres new bargain pants are. please get a life, your scaring me. any one who actually takes the tips givin in this thing must be nuts, if your that worried about how you look, ask a freind, not someone who dosent have a clue what you look like.

     

    IM A GUY AND I WAS WONDERING WHAT ARE THEBEST COLORS FOR SUPERSTARS........ON A GUY. GREEN, D. BLUE, L. BLUE, SILVER, OR YELLOW?

     

    << Gay purple swaeter >>

     

    is this sweater attracted to other male sweaters?

     

    The drummer for Kid Rock: what do YOU think it is?

    I don't want you to go look it up - I just want you opinion.

     

    (Today I liked my shirt. I safety pinned many things to it and people liked it. Meaningful things are now tragically adorable)

     

     

    I DONT CARE HOW YOU DREES DONT BE A PREP SKATE @*#! IS COOL ABRECOMBIE ISNT

     

    hhahahhahahahajhasgeefashHAHAAHAHHAAHH ahh chosfking choking gagging ahhh sahhahahaha cant control this laughter omg im choking sdgas gagging hahahhaha

     

    OK PEOPLE THERE ARE 2 THINGS THAT A WELL DRESSED PERSON SHOULD KNOW OK. #1 NEVER EVER WHERE PANTS THAT ARE MORE THAN 2 SIZES TOO SMALL YOUR BELLY HANGES OVER AND IT IS NASTY AND #2 NEVER WHERE PANTS THAT ARE ABOVE YOU ANKELS ENLESS THERE CAPRIE PANTS AND GUYS DON'T WERE SHORTS THAT GO DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PREPARED FOR A FLOOD OK. OH AND DON'T TRY THE BRITTANY SPEARS LOOK IT IS LIKE WAY OLD AND BRITTANY IS WAY UGLY .

     

    i went to the mall with my friend last week, we were shopping in delias. i was looking at some jeans and came along to these bellbottoms. i only wear flares and bootcuts and picked up the bellbottoms and showed them too my friend she lauphed and said try them on so i did. I expected to get a good lauph by trying them on because i know they are out and really never worn bellbottoms cuz i dint like them.after i tried them on they were really comfy. i looked in the mirror and saw how the bell covered my shoe and i liked it . i thought it looked really cute and nice. i really loved how big the bell was when i walked out of the room my friend lauphed to actually see me in bellbottoms. i told her i liked them but she sed bellbottoms are out of style and sed u actually like how the bell covers your shoe it looks ugly and i said yes its really nice andcomfy, i told her to try them on and she did ended up liking them too. She also liked the big bell. so we both bought them. We both worn them too school and we got complements. Now they started fraying all around the bell , it is so nice. I think bellbottoms are making a comming back because i see more and more peoplle starting wearing them again. well anyways the jeans we bought They were light blue mudd hiphugger bellbottoms with a 30" bell, i love them. Well i g2g bye mwahhh, what do u think respond or e-mail me.

     

    Girls. Please.... stop going for that " Britney Spears" look!

    Sorry...but no one can pull it off quite like Britney.

    It's a waiste ofyour time. and it would casue my eyes less hurt!

     

    hi, umm, i'm not sure how to ask this so i'll just say it. can you have an eating disorder without knowing it?

     

    Yesterday I had a basketball game and I wore my Chuck Ts' with these green and red track socks, I was too fashionable. Oh yeah, I found these sparkly paint pens and wrote on my shoes with them. It looks sooooo good. I'm getting so crafty(it thats a word)

     

    my cat is stylin' ! she has an aqua colored collar with rhinestones and a white cowbell with aqua, yellow, and purple lightning bolts...she's so stylin' ! (her name is ellie, but we call her "trampkitty".)

     

    Subject: I hav ben dealing with my ahir for 12 freakin

    HI I HAVE SHOULDER LENGTH HAIR THAT IS WAVY. IT IS CURLY AT THE SCAP AT THE CROWN AND IT GETS WAVY. WELL I GOT IT CUT A LIL BIT ABOVE MY SHOULDER AND LIKE WHEN I BLOWDRY IT ONE SIDE FLIPS OUT AND THE OTHER DOESNT IT REALLY SUXS. PLEASE HELP ME. I DUNT HAVE A BIG DATE CUZ NO GUYS WOUOULD WANT ME SO TAKE UR TI,ME

     

    I saw some chick asking ppl to rate her name so i figure i would to! My names Nadine

     

    my hair is so plain and strait should i get dreadlocks plzz i need idea's and my hair is shoulder lengh please help!!!!!

     

    YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY CURLING YOUR HAIR AND THEN PUT ON SOME MAKEUP AND SOME GOOD CLOTHES AND U R READY 2 GO CURLS ALWAYS WORK OR U COULD STRATIN YOUR HAIR AT THE TOP AND THEN CURL IT AS U GET LOWER IN YOUR HAIR (TIGHT CURLS)

    TRY IT!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    i got my redken exteam conditioner from rite aid hehe but they gots lots of redken stuff there

     

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