ode to jon stewart

My darling,

you are the most perfect human being

that has ever existed,

with the exception of a few religious and

historical figures...

but that's still pretty damn good.

Your wit never fails to make me laugh,

and even when it does...

well, I laugh anyway.

My friends think I'm crazy

for loving you...

they listen to a lot of Patsy Cline.

I know that I'm perfectly correct

when I speak of you this way.

You and I are meant for each other.

What's in our way?

Only a twenty-one year age gap,

different locations and religions,

and the fact that you're already married!

I'm willing to look past these minor

inconveniences!

I love you.

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